“Shed beats buttocks, bird for top art prize”
6-Dec-2005Some headlines that turn up in Google Desktop Search’s sidebar just beg to be clicked on. Sure, there isn’t a lot of space for writing clearly in a headline, but they could have at least changed it to “Turner’s bird, buttocks beaten by shed”
I think my all-time favourite headlines are:
Car sucked off by aliens
When the turbulence from a flying UFO was reported to have knocked a car from a road.
Queen injured in dog attack
When the Queen of England was nipped by a corgi.
