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Once, a long time ago, I was walking in the City when I was accosted by a woman who appeared to be part of some form of organised charitable organization giving away things and asking for money in return. I was put off a little by her red clothing, and throught that because she was wielding flowers and a clipboard that she might be a Scientologist or some other form of time-soaking parasite.

“Hi! We’re giving away flowers to handsome gentlemen today.”

“Ok.” I replied. Lucid as ever.

“Do you know where we can find one?”