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I was thinking about what shenanigans houseguests could possibly engage in that would cause me the most angst for the least effort. Having identified my vulnerabilities I planned some defenses.

My problem is that I have no idea how effective my planned defense against these types of denial of comfort zone attacks would be. Quickly misinterpreting best security practices I’m publishing my vulnerabilities and proposed security measures for critical assessment for my own good.

Don’t try this at my home: proposed defense

1. Swap around the location of my knives, forks and spoons : Convert 100% to chopsticks or implement decoy cutlery drawer
2. Change the painstakingly optimal setting on my toaster : Superglue brownness dial or measure potentiometer reading and hard-wire
3. Tune my clock radio to 2UE : See 2, or somehow send 2UE out of business

I know this may give the impression that I’m obsessive compulsive; I’m not. You can tell from the number of punctuation, grammar and spelling mistakes in my blog entries.

I would, however, like to take this opportunity to suggest that you only view this blog if you have washed your hands first.

Any other ideas?